What do you call people who use a Macintosh in Israel?

Apple Jews

Ahh Paris!

If people from Bombay are called Bombayites, what are people from Paris called?


Unholy Cows

If a cow commits blasphemy, heresy even. If it does something so terrible that it warrants religious persecution, then what would the nearby villagers do?

Burn the steak at a stake.

Breaking Up

If you don't know how to break up with someone, if you're really bad at moving on, what kind of spiritual course would help you?

The Art of Leaving.