Why did Tchaivosky die nine days after the premier of his Sixth Symphony?

Because it was Pathétique

And now that we're at it, why was Tchaikovshy so much more famous than his younger brother?

Because his brother was too Modest

What do you call a discotheque that has shut down?


What do you call an exercise regime invented by Maharashtrian aunties?

Tai chi

Children of Boredom

I'm going to have 1 son and 1 daughter.

I will name my son "beta" and my daughter "alpha".