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Public approval of this blog may lead to your social ostracization and may also cause severe and permanent damage to your sex life.Nonedonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15567266352726709177noreply@blogger.comBlogger56125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-62866920576253466522009-07-05T01:10:00.002+05:302009-07-05T01:11:03.921+05:30What would a cross-country race across Scandinavia culminate in?<br /><br /><br />The Finnish line!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-6286692057625346652?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Nonedonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15567266352726709177noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-40473994097711781102008-12-27T14:10:00.000+05:302008-12-27T14:11:07.959+05:30What do you call a chef under stress?<br /><br /><br />Pressure Cooker.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-4047399409771178110?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Nonedonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15567266352726709177noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-58063135957142062882008-10-16T21:04:00.001+05:302008-10-16T21:05:25.528+05:30Did you hear about the guy who fell off a sail boat drunk?<br /><br /><br />He went overboard with the alcohol.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-5806313595714206288?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Nonedonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15567266352726709177noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-64187198469276624382008-02-01T01:40:00.000+05:302008-02-01T01:42:26.574+05:30Where would you conduct scientific experiments on dogs?<br /><br /><br />In the Labradory.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-6418719846927662438?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Nonedonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15567266352726709177noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-58737662542858840072007-11-23T13:26:00.000+05:302007-11-23T13:28:46.266+05:30Did you hear about the ayurvedic doctor who went to a nightclub?<br /><br /><br />He wanted to shake his jadibooti.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-5873766254285884007?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Leo Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00325785953464914250noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-108544001517463722007-10-08T18:39:00.000+05:302007-10-08T18:42:12.776+05:30What do you call a trendy piece of meat?<br /><br /><br /><br />Chic Kabab<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-10854400151746372?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Leo Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00325785953464914250noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-8239680655649469602007-09-26T17:01:00.000+05:302007-09-26T22:22:06.123+05:30What do you call the president of Russia when he goes to a Navratri celebration?<br /><br />Garba Rasputin<br /><br />(so many levels)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-823968065564946960?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Leo Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00325785953464914250noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-45356244487018327732007-08-16T12:10:00.000+05:302007-08-19T10:58:21.122+05:30What you call a Belgian separatist with a cold?<br /><br /><br /><br />Flemish<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-4535624448701832773?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Leo Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00325785953464914250noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-51758458196898043542007-07-19T01:02:00.000+05:302007-07-19T01:04:41.356+05:30Why does nobody like the guy who plays the flute?<br /><br />Because he blows, man.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-5175845819689804354?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Leo Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00325785953464914250noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-75467017399867792412007-07-12T01:17:00.000+05:302007-07-12T01:20:00.891+05:30Did you hear about the guy who fainted when he graduated college?<br /><br /><br />He passed out.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-7546701739986779241?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Nonedonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15567266352726709177noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-68157975225639800702007-07-02T18:58:00.001+05:302007-07-02T18:58:58.167+05:30Did you hear about the cull of chickens in east Asia?<br /><br />It was murder most fowl<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-6815797522563980070?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Leo Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00325785953464914250noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-67399063031617706652007-07-01T21:28:00.001+05:302007-07-01T21:29:05.974+05:30What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?<br /><br />Christopher Walken<br /><br />~credit Nikhilesh's friend Rono<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-6739906303161770665?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Leo Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00325785953464914250noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-56845928017573097952007-07-01T21:26:00.000+05:302007-07-01T21:28:01.308+05:30Why didn't the tree say anything when it was cut down?<br /><br />Because it was stumped.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-5684592801757309795?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Leo Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00325785953464914250noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-51289574142941382472007-07-01T21:03:00.000+05:302007-07-01T21:05:26.750+05:30Why did the New York policeman not wear his uniform on the flight to London?<br /><br />Because he was in his plane clothes.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-5128957414294138247?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Leo Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00325785953464914250noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-4199806861398630612007-06-20T09:09:00.000+05:302007-06-20T09:11:27.209+05:30What would a corn with an identity crisis say?<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Main corn hoon?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-419980686139863061?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Nonedonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15567266352726709177noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-4211584623607749042007-06-15T11:52:00.000+05:302007-06-15T12:08:51.484+05:30Where do you get the best onions in Afghanistan?<br /><br /><br />Kanda-har.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-421158462360774904?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Nonedonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15567266352726709177noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-14913453548834463142007-06-13T00:27:00.000+05:302007-06-13T00:29:28.137+05:30What do you call an Arab who likes his chocolate milk cold and with vanilla ice cream?<br /><br />Milk Sheikh<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-1491345354883446314?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Nonedonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15567266352726709177noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-23601550396847199522007-06-05T20:47:00.000+05:302007-06-05T20:48:09.058+05:30What do you call the gents loo on Alitalia?<br /><br /><br /><br />Genitalia<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-2360155039684719952?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Leo Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00325785953464914250noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-30963480151259945692007-06-05T20:44:00.000+05:302007-06-05T20:45:01.731+05:30Suketu Mehta is writing a book about psychics in Bombay. <br />He’s calling it Medium City.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-3096348015125994569?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Leo Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00325785953464914250noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-70480083233652319642007-06-05T20:43:00.000+05:302007-06-05T20:44:47.499+05:30What do you call a café that erratically features poetry performances?<br /><br /><br />It could be verse<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-7048008323365231964?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Leo Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00325785953464914250noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-79840484371772304452007-06-04T14:13:00.000+05:302007-06-04T14:15:29.636+05:30Why do couples in Egypt find it so hard to get over their relationships?<br /><br /><br />Because they're in de-<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nile">Nile</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-7984048437177230445?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Nonedonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15567266352726709177noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-41084611048413835432007-05-31T15:03:00.000+05:302007-06-01T13:59:34.394+05:30Why did Tchaivosky die nine days after the premier of his Sixth Symphony?<br /><br />Because it was <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symphony_No._6_%28Tchaikovsky%29"><span style="font-style:italic;">Pathétique</span></a><br /><br />And now that we're at it, why was Tchaikovshy so much more famous than his younger brother?<br /><br />Because his brother was too <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modest_Ilyich_Tchaikovsky">Modest</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-4108461104841383543?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Leo Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00325785953464914250noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-86159071434737615862007-05-26T15:25:00.000+05:302007-05-31T18:54:29.137+05:30What do you call a discotheque that has shut down?<br /><br />De-funked<br /><br /><br />What do you call an exercise regime invented by Maharashtrian aunties?<br /><br />Tai chi<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-8615907143473761586?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Leo Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00325785953464914250noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-69953646212737263342007-05-16T03:39:00.000+05:302007-05-16T03:42:32.522+05:30I'm going to have 1 son and 1 daughter.<br /><br />I will name my son "beta" and my daughter "alpha".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-6995364621273726334?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Nonedonehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15567266352726709177noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30473990.post-20168250634841413152007-04-24T11:44:00.000+05:302007-04-24T15:00:36.804+05:30What did Amitabh Bachchan say when he met his mistress?<br /><br />Eureka!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30473990-2016825063484141315?l=nofunnyjokes.blogspot.com'/></div>Leo Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00325785953464914250noreply@blogger.com4