What would a cross-country race across Scandinavia culminate in?
The Finnish line!
Done!
Created on Sunday, July 05, 2009 5 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Under Pressure
What do you call a chef under stress?
Pressure Cooker.
Created on Saturday, December 27, 2008 0 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
At Sea
Did you hear about the guy who fell off a sail boat drunk?
He went overboard with the alcohol.
Created on Thursday, October 16, 2008 1 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Kutte!
Where would you conduct scientific experiments on dogs?
In the Labradory.
Created on Friday, February 01, 2008 2 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Herbalicious, baby
Did you hear about the ayurvedic doctor who went to a nightclub?
He wanted to shake his jadibooti.
Created on Friday, November 23, 2007 3 Death Threats
Posted by: Celibacy Incarnate
Things that make you go "sheesh"
What do you call a trendy piece of meat?
Chic Kabab
Created on Monday, October 08, 2007 3 Death Threats
Posted by: Celibacy Incarnate
Dandiya March
What do you call the president of Russia when he goes to a Navratri celebration?
Garba Rasputin
(so many levels)
Created on Wednesday, September 26, 2007 0 Death Threats
Posted by: Celibacy Incarnate
Waffling around (or sprouting pearls of wisdom)
What you call a Belgian separatist with a cold?
Flemish
Created on Thursday, August 16, 2007 1 Death Threats
Posted by: Celibacy Incarnate
The flautist
Why does nobody like the guy who plays the flute?
Because he blows, man.
Created on Thursday, July 19, 2007 4 Death Threats
Posted by: Celibacy Incarnate
I'm so happy I could graduate
Did you hear about the guy who fainted when he graduated college?
He passed out.
Created on Thursday, July 12, 2007 1 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Poultry in motion
Did you hear about the cull of chickens in east Asia?
It was murder most fowl
Created on Monday, July 02, 2007 3 Death Threats
Posted by: Celibacy Incarnate
Chris almighty
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken
~credit Nikhilesh's friend Rono
Created on Sunday, July 01, 2007 2 Death Threats
Posted by: Celibacy Incarnate
Tree's a crowd
Why didn't the tree say anything when it was cut down?
Because it was stumped.
Created on Sunday, July 01, 2007 0 Death Threats
Posted by: Celibacy Incarnate
Travelling incognito
Why did the New York policeman not wear his uniform on the flight to London?
Because he was in his plane clothes.
Created on Sunday, July 01, 2007 0 Death Threats
Posted by: Celibacy Incarnate
Existential Questions
What would a corn with an identity crisis say?
Main corn hoon?
Created on Wednesday, June 20, 2007 2 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
On-ion
Where do you get the best onions in Afghanistan?
Kanda-har.
Created on Friday, June 15, 2007 1 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Arabian Dudhs
What do you call an Arab who likes his chocolate milk cold and with vanilla ice cream?
Milk Sheikh
Created on Wednesday, June 13, 2007 3 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
What do you call the gents loo on Alitalia?
Genitalia
Created on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 2 Death Threats
Posted by: Celibacy Incarnate
Suketu Mehta is writing a book about psychics in Bombay.
He’s calling it Medium City.
Created on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 0 Death Threats
Posted by: Celibacy Incarnate
What do you call a café that erratically features poetry performances?
It could be verse
Created on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 0 Death Threats
Posted by: Celibacy Incarnate
Cry me a River
Why do couples in Egypt find it so hard to get over their relationships?
Because they're in de-Nile.
Created on Monday, June 04, 2007 5 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Why did Tchaivosky die nine days after the premier of his Sixth Symphony?
Because it was Pathétique
And now that we're at it, why was Tchaikovshy so much more famous than his younger brother?
Because his brother was too Modest
Created on Thursday, May 31, 2007 2 Death Threats
Posted by: Celibacy Incarnate
What do you call a discotheque that has shut down?
De-funked
What do you call an exercise regime invented by Maharashtrian aunties?
Tai chi
Created on Saturday, May 26, 2007 1 Death Threats
Posted by: Celibacy Incarnate
Children of Boredom
I'm going to have 1 son and 1 daughter.
I will name my son "beta" and my daughter "alpha".
Created on Wednesday, May 16, 2007 5 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Big B
What did Amitabh Bachchan say when he met his mistress?
Eureka!
Created on Tuesday, April 24, 2007 4 Death Threats
Posted by: Celibacy Incarnate
One Flu Over The Cukoo's Nest
Why did the cough and cold's mum not let them hang out with the flu?
Because he was a bad influenza on them.
Created on Sunday, April 15, 2007 4 Death Threats
Posted by: Celibacy Incarnate
A Professor TeaLoony Special
How does a Bohemian cry?
Bohohoho....
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What do you call a snobbish cup tea?
Snoo-tea
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What cup of tea went to the oscars?
Capo-tea
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What do you call three teas hanging out together?
Cha cha cha
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What kind of tea does Nandan grow?
Goa-tea
~Credit: Professor TeaLoony
Created on Wednesday, March 28, 2007 10 Death Threats
Posted by: Professor TeaLoony
Pollyticks
What do you call it when the Jamaican government's upper house of representatives meets with the lower house of representatives?
A Joint Session of Parliament
Created on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 1 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Forgetfool
Women always say men are forgetting stuff.
Created on Saturday, February 03, 2007 0 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Stinky or Skinny?
Women avoid me either because of my breath, or my width.
Created on Wednesday, January 10, 2007 1 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Guess my friends, guess
Created on Tuesday, January 09, 2007 9 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Saccha Jhut
What do you call a movie about honest hair insects?
True Lice.
Created on Sunday, December 31, 2006 0 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Let's have a Chaat
What do you call fat Delhi-ites who gossip (chat) a lot over paani-puri (chaat)?
Gol-Guppas.
Created on Thursday, December 07, 2006 0 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Elephantastic
What do you call a Red Indian elephant?
Apachederm
~ celibacy incarnate
Created on Thursday, October 26, 2006 4 Death Threats
Posted by: Celibacy Incarnate
Rhino the Whino
Himesh Reshammiya Nose All.
Created on Sunday, October 15, 2006 0 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Mooozic
What do you call a music group made up of fat internet technicians?
Broadband.
Created on Sunday, October 15, 2006 0 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
It's all Greek to me
What do Greeks say when they see a thunderstorm?
Greece Lightning.
Created on Sunday, October 15, 2006 3 Death Threats
Posted by: Celibacy Incarnate
Run Forrest, Run!
Two friends are talking over the telephone:
Friend 1: Hey, guess what! I just joined a gym! Really need to work out now
Friend 2: Yeah, I'm not a big gym fan, I prefer running.
Friend 1: How often do you run?
Friend 2: Everyday. I'm running right now in fact!
Friend 1: Really?
Friend 2: Yes. Late. Bye.
*click*
Created on Sunday, September 24, 2006 7 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Up the wrong tree
You know what the problem is with India's nuclear programme?
It's barc is worse than its bite.
Created on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 2 Death Threats
Posted by: Celibacy Incarnate
Geriatrix de La Rosa
What do you call old people from Portugal?
Portugeezers.
Created on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 9 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
FunCop
What do you call a Mumbai constable who cracks really bad jokes?
Pundu.
Created on Saturday, July 22, 2006 5 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
p-irate
What will the Hindi version of Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead Man's Chest be called?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Dil Chahta Hai
Note: If you didn't get it, go see the movie you lazy fool.
Created on Saturday, July 22, 2006 0 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Poo-Love
If two Biryanis are having a fight, and one is losing terribly, then what will he have to do to make it an even contest?
He'll have to rice to the occasion.
Created on Saturday, July 22, 2006 0 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Fat Bastards
What do you call an offensive tool created just to destroy all the fat in an obese person's body?
A weapon of mass-destruction.
Created on Friday, July 21, 2006 2 Death Threats
Posted by: Hatori Hansome
Fight!
He's running a-mock!
Created on Friday, July 21, 2006 0 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Fatness
How do you encourage a fat girl to have patience?
Moti-vate.
Created on Monday, July 10, 2006 1 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Footbore
AzzzzZZZzzZZZZ*yawn*zzZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz*snore*zzzzzzZZZzzzuri.
Oh sorry, their play made me fall asleep in the middle of the cheer.
Created on Sunday, July 09, 2006 2 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Veggies
Two friends are talking to each other at a dull party.
Friend #1: This party is boring, there's absolutely nothing happening!
Friend #2: You're right, cabbage leave.
Friend #1: What?
Friend #2: Cabbage leave!
Friend #1: Huh?
Friend #2: Oh sorry, lettuce leave.
Created on Saturday, July 08, 2006 3 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Note
Leo is a lying, stealing Bastard. Any claim he has over the Paris joke is entirely fabricated.
Bitch
Faggot
Whore
CHEAT!
THIEF!
STEAL!
The only original thing he's ever come up with is "Duuuude, man".
Created on Tuesday, July 04, 2006 3 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Hand me a tree
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A Palm Tree.
Created on Tuesday, July 04, 2006 0 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Salsa
What do you say to a Indian in Mexico who dances while eating food?
Nacho!
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What is he eating/dancing?
Salsa!
Created on Tuesday, July 04, 2006 2 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Batman
If you don't give a flying fuck AND a rat's ass, does that mean you don't give a flying rat's fucking ass?
Does that mean you don't give a sodomising bat?
Created on Saturday, July 01, 2006 3 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
MacMen
What do you call people who use a Macintosh in Israel?
Apple Jews
Created on Friday, June 30, 2006 0 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Ahh Paris!
If people from Bombay are called Bombayites, what are people from Paris called?
Parisites.
Created on Friday, June 30, 2006 3 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Unholy Cows
If a cow commits blasphemy, heresy even. If it does something so terrible that it warrants religious persecution, then what would the nearby villagers do?
Burn the steak at a stake.
Created on Friday, June 30, 2006 0 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father
Breaking Up
The Art of Leaving.
Created on Friday, June 30, 2006 1 Death Threats
Posted by: Your Biological Father