Herbalicious, baby

Did you hear about the ayurvedic doctor who went to a nightclub?


He wanted to shake his jadibooti.

Things that make you go "sheesh"

What do you call a trendy piece of meat?



Chic Kabab

Dandiya March

What do you call the president of Russia when he goes to a Navratri celebration?

Garba Rasputin

(so many levels)

Waffling around (or sprouting pearls of wisdom)

What you call a Belgian separatist with a cold?



Flemish

The flautist

Why does nobody like the guy who plays the flute?

Because he blows, man.

Poultry in motion

Did you hear about the cull of chickens in east Asia?

It was murder most fowl

Chris almighty

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

~credit Nikhilesh's friend Rono

Tree's a crowd

Why didn't the tree say anything when it was cut down?

Because it was stumped.

Travelling incognito

Why did the New York policeman not wear his uniform on the flight to London?

Because he was in his plane clothes.

What do you call the gents loo on Alitalia?



Genitalia

Suketu Mehta is writing a book about psychics in Bombay.
He’s calling it Medium City.

What do you call a café that erratically features poetry performances?


It could be verse

Why did Tchaivosky die nine days after the premier of his Sixth Symphony?

Because it was Pathétique

And now that we're at it, why was Tchaikovshy so much more famous than his younger brother?

Because his brother was too Modest

What do you call a discotheque that has shut down?

De-funked


What do you call an exercise regime invented by Maharashtrian aunties?

Tai chi

Big B

What did Amitabh Bachchan say when he met his mistress?

Eureka!

One Flu Over The Cukoo's Nest

Why did the cough and cold's mum not let them hang out with the flu?

Because he was a bad influenza on them.

Elephantastic

What do you call a Red Indian elephant?




Apachederm
~ celibacy incarnate

It's all Greek to me

What do Greeks say when they see a thunderstorm?


Greece Lightning.

Credit: Celibacy Incarnate

Up the wrong tree

You know what the problem is with India's nuclear programme?


It's barc is worse than its bite.

Credit: Celibacy Incarnate