Done!

What would a cross-country race across Scandinavia culminate in?


The Finnish line!

Under Pressure

What do you call a chef under stress?


Pressure Cooker.

At Sea

Did you hear about the guy who fell off a sail boat drunk?


He went overboard with the alcohol.

Kutte!

Where would you conduct scientific experiments on dogs?


In the Labradory.

I'm so happy I could graduate

Did you hear about the guy who fainted when he graduated college?


He passed out.

Existential Questions

What would a corn with an identity crisis say?


Main corn hoon?

On-ion

Where do you get the best onions in Afghanistan?


Kanda-har.

Arabian Dudhs

What do you call an Arab who likes his chocolate milk cold and with vanilla ice cream?

Milk Sheikh

Cry me a River

Why do couples in Egypt find it so hard to get over their relationships?


Because they're in de-Nile.

Children of Boredom

I'm going to have 1 son and 1 daughter.

I will name my son "beta" and my daughter "alpha".

Pollyticks

What do you call it when the Jamaican government's upper house of representatives meets with the lower house of representatives?



A Joint Session of Parliament

Forgetfool

Women always say men are forgetting stuff.

Stinky or Skinny?

Women avoid me either because of my breath, or my width.

Guess my friends, guess

Does anyone dare guess what that is?
(And yes, it's a nofunnyjoke)

Credit: My little cousin sister Monica

Saccha Jhut

What do you call a movie about honest hair insects?


True Lice.

Let's have a Chaat

What do you call fat Delhi-ites who gossip (chat) a lot over paani-puri (chaat)?


Gol-Guppas.

Rhino the Whino

Himesh Reshammiya Nose All.

Mooozic

What do you call a music group made up of fat internet technicians?


Broadband.

Run Forrest, Run!

Two friends are talking over the telephone:

Friend 1: Hey, guess what! I just joined a gym! Really need to work out now

Friend 2: Yeah, I'm not a big gym fan, I prefer running.

Friend 1: How often do you run?

Friend 2: Everyday. I'm running right now in fact!

Friend 1: Really?

Friend 2: Yes. Late. Bye.

*click*

Geriatrix de La Rosa

What do you call old people from Portugal?


Portugeezers.