FunCop

What do you call a Mumbai constable who cracks really bad jokes?


Pundu.

p-irate

What will the Hindi version of Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead Man's Chest be called?


Pirates of the Caribbean - Dil Chahta Hai

Note: If you didn't get it, go see the movie you lazy fool.

Poo-Love

If two Biryanis are having a fight, and one is losing terribly, then what will he have to do to make it an even contest?


He'll have to rice to the occasion.

Fat Bastards

What do you call an offensive tool created just to destroy all the fat in an obese person's body?


A weapon of mass-destruction.

Credit: Hatori Hansome

Fight!

What do you say about somebody who's running around, here, there and everywhere, making fun of everyone and everything?


He's running a-mock!

Fatness

How do you encourage a fat girl to have patience?


Moti-vate.

Footbore

AzzzzZZZzzZZZZ*yawn*zzZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz*snore*zzzzzzZZZzzzuri.

Oh sorry, their play made me fall asleep in the middle of the cheer.

Veggies

Two friends are talking to each other at a dull party.

Friend #1: This party is boring, there's absolutely nothing happening!

Friend #2: You're right, cabbage leave.

Friend #1: What?

Friend #2: Cabbage leave!

Friend #1: Huh?

Friend #2: Oh sorry, lettuce leave.

Note

Leo is a lying, stealing Bastard. Any claim he has over the Paris joke is entirely fabricated.

Bitch
Faggot
Whore
CHEAT!
THIEF!
STEAL!


The only original thing he's ever come up with is "Duuuude, man".

Hand me a tree

What kind of tree fits in your hand?


A Palm Tree.

Salsa

What do you say to a Indian in Mexico who dances while eating food?


Nacho!
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What is he eating/dancing?


Salsa!

Batman

If you don't give a flying fuck AND a rat's ass, does that mean you don't give a flying rat's fucking ass?


Does that mean you don't give a sodomising bat?