Existential Questions

What would a corn with an identity crisis say?

Main corn hoon?


Where do you get the best onions in Afghanistan?


Arabian Dudhs

What do you call an Arab who likes his chocolate milk cold and with vanilla ice cream?

Milk Sheikh

What do you call the gents loo on Alitalia?


Suketu Mehta is writing a book about psychics in Bombay.
He’s calling it Medium City.

What do you call a café that erratically features poetry performances?

It could be verse

Cry me a River

Why do couples in Egypt find it so hard to get over their relationships?

Because they're in de-Nile.