Run Forrest, Run!

Two friends are talking over the telephone:

Friend 1: Hey, guess what! I just joined a gym! Really need to work out now

Friend 2: Yeah, I'm not a big gym fan, I prefer running.

Friend 1: How often do you run?

Friend 2: Everyday. I'm running right now in fact!

Friend 1: Really?

Friend 2: Yes. Late. Bye.


Up the wrong tree

You know what the problem is with India's nuclear programme?

It's barc is worse than its bite.

Credit: Celibacy Incarnate